Caché Haiku
Alex Koblov posted today a #CachéHaiku:
Full command names Make your code more readable Than compact versions
My haiku:
Caché Globals Shows you keys to the value If you $order it
Your variant? ;)
Comments
Caché Monitor
Can help you profile a code
Whenever you need
SET x=3
WRITE x + 5 * 7
Crap, parentheses
What can I use for
high availability?
Caché mirroring.
InterSystems Corp
Mashes Objects onto Mumps
Can you handle it?
;)
WRC Direct
support and distributions
go ahead, log in.
Caché E-Learning
It’s a great new interface
Try it, you’ll like it 
the WIJ, journaling,
and transaction processing:
data integrity!
Mix SQL with pure MUMPS
To feel mismatching
Impedance.
Exit Caché, Ensemble, DeepSee:
It's summer -
Jump into deep sea!
Code clear and document.
Ask help when you need it.
Refactor, and keep it simple.
InterSystems gives you power,
through simplicity,
the ultimate sophistication.
#CachéLimerick
There was an old man in the vale
Whose DB was as fast as a snail.
After move to Caché
He could jump entrechat
And today he is far from his vale...
In Caché 3.2
manage the lru queue?
performance improved!
Need Analytics?
DeepSee unlocks your data
Okay, just do it!
Credit to the entire DeepSee Support Team :)
Write quote Hello World,
Dollar SYSTEM Dot Process
Dot Terminate(Pid)
The CACHE Database
Is a Caché Database
Caching Cached Queries
w "How robust is your great OS",!
w "(Each of which has cons and pros),",!
w "But specific under stress?",!
w "Want to check it? Just key press:",! r *key set OS=$system.Version.GetOS()
w:OS="Windows" "Are you really its follower? press <RESET> to do failover!",!
w:OS="UNIX" "Under *NIX you are OK: your job killed, others remain.",!
w:OS="VMS" "Not aware of VMS, contribute somebody else!"
;for i=1:1 set a(i)=$j("",3*1024*1024) w $j(i,4)Bravo, Alexey! This is just awesome!
All of this data
needs to be displayed nicely
Use a Zen Report!
Globals hold the truth,
Objects, SQL, as one—
Cache speaks all tongues.